Emmitt assults the English Language

I love Emmitt, but man this cracked me up. How does this guy keep his job on TV?

Great weekend

I spent the weekend just outside of Kerrville, at The Shonto Ranch. www.shontoranch.com It is an amazing place. We saw so many different species of animal is was incredible. We saw Black Bucks, Cimatar (sp) Wildabeast, Sika, White Tail Deer, Axis Deer (that is one of them in the photo) Red Sheep, and I know I am missing a few. If you ever get a chance to go to the Shonto Ranch, do it. Our guides name was CD and was amazing. He taught me alot about how these animals behave. All, you PETA people can save the emails, I respond to them with an embedded virus that will make your computer very very sick.

She Needs a better mirror

"I think I'd rate myself a five out of 10 for my looks."


(Pussycat Dolls minx) Nicole Scherzinger

New Tom Cruise New Movie

Early look at "24"