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MUST SEE MUGSHOT!!! A MAN IS BUSTED FOR ROBBING A WOMAN. . . SO HE CAN LICK HER TOES:


On Saturday, around 1:00 A.M. in St. Paul, Minnesota, a 24-year-old woman was leaving work when a man came up to her and demanded her cell phone and car keys.


--The man was 26-year-old Carlton Davis. And, it turned out, his endgame wasn't stealing her cell phone or her car. No. . . he took the phone and keys from her so she couldn't call for help or get away. . . while he TOOK OFF HER SHOES. . . and LICKED HER TOES.


--He licked them, and was about to start licking her neck when someone walked by. . . and he ran away. The cops caught him a few blocks away.


--The woman told the cops that after Carlton took the keys and phone, he told her his plan. . . quote, "Now I'm going to suck your feet."


--He's been charged with simple robbery and theft from a person, both of which are felonies. Neither of those charges has anything to do with the toe sucking.